Did You See That – Dracule’s Handler, a very pretty boy who dresses in a sack to look cool.
Did You See That – Peter Dracule, nude here because he burns his clothes off with his sweat, which has the same chemical properties of Napalm or Daz.
Did You See That – Jamie is very pleased with life, as he has just fired off a tremendously shattering fart which has made a woman cry.
Did You See That – Blaine poses for the camera, but just when he thought he was smiling, he accidentally did a ‘Twat’ face.
Yeast Tenders – Noah holds a sign in his hands. We can’t make out what it says because we are scared of what it means.
Yeast Tenders – Steve Cupboard is released from prison. Please God not to do them things again, the dirty, dirty bully.
An Honorable Discharge – The Don and The Cof square up to each other in an amazing breath competition. The winner is the one who sucks his opponent’s face off.
An Honorable Discharge – Don Jamieoli wants a slice of cake, a large cigar and a nice brandy. Not this bloody idiot in his face blathering on about his daughter. Sod him, and his family. Give me some cake.
An Honorable Discharge – Blaine Ford Coffola describes the pain of the injuries suffered by his daughter at the hands of the boy in the village… He makes her spit in his mouth and punishes her for doing so… Albeit that wasn’t part of the complaint, isn’t that normal?
The Autobiography – Blaine breaks wind with a velocity that removes his feet from the ground. You may think this is funny, and you’re right, it was. Not the fart, so much, but Blaine banged his head quite hard on the floor and there was some blood.
The Autobiography – Jamie screams at the pages of Blaine’s book. Why? Was it hurting him? I don’t think so. Grow up Jamie, you stupid bastard. Get a bloody grip, man.
Yeast Tenders - Noah "Shit, I blinked" Phillips makes an idiot of himself, and probably should die.
The Autobiography – Blaine presents proudly his autobiography for Jamie to read. It has taken several years to write. But the truth is it is a ream of blank paper and was simply used as a prop in this sketch.
A Matter of Knife And Death – Blaine laughs right in the face of Rob W as Rob F looks on. Little did we all know that ten minutes later, Blaine would be attacked by a massive Cow Pat.
A Matter of Knife And Death – Jamie is taken somewhat aback by the stain on Rob Wilkinson’s carpet – the exact shape of a poo.
A Matter of Knife And Death – The two Robs argue about the right to be called Rob. Neither wins, and here we see Dave Caramac and Jemima Slit.
A Matter of Knife And Death – Rob Fuzsard delivers a pizza to Jamie & Rob W, but they don’t have the right change. Will the Pizza boy accept love instead? Probably not. This is not a nice kind of love we’re discussing…
A Matter of Knife And Death – Rob Wilkinson has just stabbed and killed Blaine. He should be upset, but he can’t summon up the emotion. Instead, he is peckish…
The Last Supper – Blaine. A horrid, horrid host who is despised by all and should have his face ripped off with pliers and replaced by a mask of Satan.
The Last Supper – Jamie & Lindsay face the horror of Blaine’s shocking food with stoicism, bravery and bulimia.
The Last Supper – Blaine has cooked up a meal for his friends Lindsay & Jamie. Only it tastes shit, and really upsets everyone.
The Uninvited – The Ju-On turns up at Blaine’s flat, all full of fury and farts.
The Uninvited – Look, you owe me £10, I want it back, OK?
The Uninvited – Mystical Jennifer presides over a game of ‘Strip Tarot’, the rules of which only she is privy to. Blaine and Jamie have both recently had sandwiches.
Blue Ice Cream – 30 seconds after the announcement of the coveted Xmas Number One slot…
Blue Ice Cream – 30 seconds before the announcement of the coveted Xmas Number One slot…
Dances With Wolves II – Blaine has just disgraced his panties and Sinead and Jamie simply hate him for it.
Did You See That – Pigney and Harcott. Right pair of bastards.
Did You See That – One of the infamous Rockerfeller twins (other twin not pictured), he loves sport, women, cars, beer and hollowing out horses.
Did You See That – The Charity Collector, collecting for Holidays For Dogs. He later caught rabies up the bottom.
Did You See That - The Ghost of Harcott, a Devilish presence with a penchant for Gareth Gates songs, fine cheeses and sticks with dung on the tip.
Did You See That – The Sergeant, a man who hunted Jack The Ripper and his son, The Yorkshire Ripper. Didn’t catch either.