the online premiere of "AGENT"
now approaches its explosive climax,
the entire 10-part debacle has now
been made into a lovely shiny DVD
complete with a bonus sister episode
entitled "Dark Falcon."
In a very productive period for JCBC
Films, our second volume of "Shorts"
has also made its way digital versatile
discwards... As pictured here!
a few as-yet-unreleased and, frankly,
shocking further "Shorts"
to appear on the worldly-web presently,
JCBC Films are now embarking upon
their two biggest projects so far
comprising of two pilot programmes,
a sitcom and, in an exciting change
of pace, the first ever JCBC Films
drama! Watch this space!!!
is now well and truly underway on
various platforms across the internet
including facebook, Twitter, YouTube
and Funny or Die. Click the links
in the banner to see those or just
hop across to the AGENT
section of the JCBC Films website
you don't have to click anywhere at
all to see the lovely new image for
the official poster and DVD just below!
an amazing summer filming with phone
boxes, soldiers and farts (although
not concurrently), JCBC Films are
now ready to reveal their latest big
project for 2012.
is a brand new 10-part Web Series
which will premier on this site on
New Year's Day 2012. It's the story
of an unwitting everyman who is plunged
into the world of government espionage
with startlingly shocking and pungent
results. They've got the wrong man.
below to find it...
you're all enjoying each new fortnightly
episode, Blaine and Jamie will be
beavering away, branching out into
new areas involving many brilliant
collaborators including a Sitcom pilot
and also a Drama... Oooooooo!
Films have been extremely busy over
the past few months, not only writing,
filming and editing many more short
sketches which will be released on
YouTube and Facebook over the next
few months (so keep an eye out for
them!) but also developing several
brand new exciting projects delving
into areas that are both new and challenging.
These include a 10-part web-based
mini-series for which we are already
in the process of auditioning, as
well as a couple of new full-length
pilot episodes for filming in the
autumn and pitching to production
companies and broadcasters in the
new year. One is a comedy-drama whilst
the other is a more traditional sitcom.
regarding all of these latest projects
is available at the JCBC Films Facebook
the meantime, we still have a great
many new "shorts" on the
way featuring many new great guest
stars. Nip over to the "JCBC
Guest Stars" section
for a little glimpse of the poor devils!
ever, for more info, or if you'd like
to get involved, drop us a line at
of the most extensive productions
that JCBC Films has been involved
with, to date, the 30-min sketch show
pilot, "Worst Case Scenario"
is now fully complete, packaged, duplicated
and winging its way to various people
all over the country...
gloriously smooth and polished DVD
(complete with free mini-poster) not
only contains the programme in its
shocking entirety in ooo-inspiring
widescreen but also a great package
of Bonus Scenes, Biographies, Photos
and an Easter Egg.
thanks to everyone involved, it has
turned out fantastically, as we always
knew it would. As hilarious, heart-warming
and entertaining as it is disturbing,
disorientating and horrifying, this
bewildering collection of sketches
and imagism will shake your corneas
and various organs to their very bottoms.
to go to the official Worst Case Scenario
time is nigh...
final sketch of "Worst
Case Scenario" has now
been completed... Not long now...
photography on "Worst
Case Scenario" is now
officially wrapped with only a sound
effect or two to be acquired...
many thanks are due to many many people
who have leant their time and talent
to the project including actors, directors,
writers, make-up artists, sound operators
and location managers! Thanks to you
all, you know who you are. And, if
you don't, what the hell are you thinking??!
the involved task of editing and compiling
all of the many sketches begins...
Watch this space...
the meantime, we are delighted to
announce the completion of yet another
JCBC project, our first radio production,
"Blaine & Jamie's
Big Jobs." It's the
dubious story of two farcical men
who work at a Job Centre. Every week,
they are tempted by one of the very
jobs that they should be giving to
others. In the first episode, they
become Night Watchmen in order to
track down a ghost at the haunted
out for these people so you can bloody
well avoid them as thoroughly as you
been an extremely rewarding couple
of months with shooting on our sketch
show pilot now drawing to a close.
And now, following in the footsteps
of the "Worst Case Scenario"
Facebook Group, we can exclusively
reveal that the title of our new sketch
show is... ooh, steady there, steady...
Woah, not too fast. Hey, no, HEY!
Get back. Get the bloody hell back
behind the sodding barriers. We put
them there for a reason, do you see?
So that idiots like you can't start
storming- Oh, Christ! Get back, don't
push, don't push. There's a little
girl trapped. She's bloody trapped.
Everyone move back. Please, move back.
GET BACK! Oh, sorry, my bad, it wasn't
a little girl, it was a sort of weird
umbrella thing. Nevertheless, stop
shoving. Wait your turn, there'll
be enough announcement for everyone...
Ok? Is everyone settled now? Is everyone
calm? Can you all be trusted to stand
and listen like grown-ups and not-
WHO THREW THAT? You malapert little
shits! That's gone right over me.
You childish little fool, you ridiculous
boar. Do you feel important now? Eh?
Do you? Do you feel like the big man
in front of all your little ugly friends?
Yeah? Well, see how you like it then.
See how you like this...
he ok? Oh, my God, seriously, is he
going to be ok? I didn't mean to do
it quite that hard. I thought he was
going to duck anyway. Is he breathing?
Is he ok? Call an ambulance! Someone
call an ambulance! He's going to be
ok, isn't he? Is he going to be ok?
He moved! Thank God! He moved! Everyone
get back, give him some air. Please
let him breathe, let him breathe.
Oh, he's dead.
actually, now I can't recall what
the sketch show's called...
it seems to have been quite a long
time coming but it's incredibly exciting
that principal photography on the
new sketch show pilot produced by
JCBC Films gets under way this Saturday!
The initial schedule is fairly ambitious
and we hope to shoot five sketches
on Saturday with a further three on
Sunday. This will unfortunately necessitate
candles, blood, Jamie Clark, Blaine
Coughlan and a finger but luckily
will also involve Maddy Carrick, Chloe
Metcalfe, Rachel Nussbaum, cheesecake,
golf clubs and bread. The weekend's
sketches will be directed by your
good friend and mine, the dependable
Greg Smith. After this weekend, it's
full speed ahead with a raft of new
sketches and the debut of Fuzz Robards
into the fray!
alls. The world-renowned but as-yet
very secretive sketch show pilot being
produced by JCBC Films is rapidly
gathering pace. We've even come up
with a title for it now. We'll keep
it under wraps for a little while
longer for those of you who love suspense
but presented below is the brand new
shiny insignia made up of the show's
initials so guesses on a postcard
e-mail to email@example.com!
(And no, it's not "We Can't Samba"
even though that's undeniably true.)
on the first sketches begins in London
on Saturday 20th March 2010 (which
is actually my sister's birthday although
that has nothing to do with the scheduling)
so keep your eyes peeled for new snippets
as and when including whipped cream,
digits and ducks.
you lot. You'll be delighted to hear
that the sketch show pilot that various
people have been recently working
on is taking shape. The scripts are
now all in and facing their final
tweaks. One sketch, in particular,
is causing slight concerns though
as the paper on which it is written
has become sentient and has started
having independent thoughts rather
like those of Skynet from the "Terminator"
films. Fortunately, this sketch doesn't
appear to be having thoughts of eliminating
the human race quite yet; at the moment,
it is simply trying to devise a new
method of nose blowing involving intricate
suction valves and a sponge. This,
in itself, is still fairly troubling
whatsit. Now is the time for a major
JCBC News Bog announcement. Hooray!
We are very proud to announce that
up and coming maniacs Maddy
Carrick, Fuzz Robards,
Chloe Metcalfe and
Rachel Nussbaum will
be imminently joining the oft-spurned
duo of JC and BC to work on a glorious
new sketch show pilot. The project
is as-yet untitled but, don't worry;
that's not your fault.
so we've finally worked out how to
actually update this page, that's
the first big bit of news this week.
Yes, it's taken the best part of four
months but we'd really like to see
you try to update a website whilst
screaming in ceaseless and tormented
anguish for the loss of the world's
innocence on a daily basis.
Anyway, look out
for some brand new sketches coming
very soon to a website near you featuring
some brand new guest stars that even
we have never even met before.
Today, Jamie and
Blaine were helped by their good friend
Chris Rogers to make a website. If
you are reading this, then they were
successful. If you are not reading
this, please do not be concerned by
any of this any longer. It is quite
possible that Blaine and Jamie were
killed during this process as we felt
that putting this website together
was a bit like that experiment where
they tried to explode electrons and
neutrons (or protons, not really sure
about any of this) in a big reactor.
World still here...
Dentist, 9:30am. Don’t be rude
like last time.
The end of the
world. Say goodbye to the paperboy
on the 10th as he is on holiday on